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One day, when I opened my eyes, I had become Rosé, the second daughter of a wealthy family. What do you mean I’m a lady of leisure born with a golden spoon in my mouth? I won’t let this chance of a lifetime slip through my fingers. I’m going to loaf around and enjoy good food. “I’ll do my best as a fiancé, Rosé,” said a rich man with world-class good looks. At this point, it was impossible to deny it. This is a Korean fantasy romance. I must have become a character in a romance fantasy! *** This is the story of a girl who transmigrated into what she thought was a romance fantasy book, but… It’s actually a horror story!

I realized after going back in time. My husband who had an affair had an affair again, and the woman he had an affair with appeared in front of me again. Also, I don’t have much time left to live. “Let’s get a divorce.” “What...”

A boy with long and black hair and a pair of fierce eyes like dragon appeared in the mecha battle. He was fearless, alert and calm but above all, he was as mysterious as a dark abyss. Facing the so-called “Dragon Slaughter” mecha, this mysterious boy had beaten down his rival completely and won without showing much emotion. What was his story and would the owner of Dragon Slaughter revenge on him? MangaToon got authorization from Dazhou to publish this manga, the content is the author's own point of view, and does not represent the stand of MangaToon.

To stop the dispute between the Spirit Realm and the Devil Realm, Milis has to enter the wedding ceremony with The 4th Prince of the Devil Realm. But the after wedding life does not seem to be as smooth as expected!

“Pray, become the Enchanter that represents the family.” The goodwill from the start didn’t last long. At the House that adopted me due to my affinity with elemental spirits, I lived a life detested by even the maids because my powers didn’t come to form. It was a life where I agonized over whether I would be happier in death. That is, until I found another ‘me’. “I finally found you. Hi, the current me. Won’t you enter into a contract with me? You’re far too special to live like this, you see.” A miracle appeared in front of me, who was, again, vomiting as well. 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Seok Hyun-woo is frequently bullied by the troublemakers at his school, who love to take advantage of Hyun-woo’s poor circumstances. Hyun-woo toughs it out though and continues to endure this frustrating situation. This all changes though, when on one (un)fortunate night, Hyun-woo is beaten and embarrassed by the bullies, with his spirit being pulled from his body shortly afterward. Coinciding with this odd occurrence, a bizarre abnormality takes place somewhere else in the vast universe... Due to that bizarre abnormality, the spirit of Hyun Woo-seok, a powerful warlord from an alien planet, is forced into Hyun-woo's body. Woo-seok, now a powerful warlord in a moody highschooler’s body, swiftly and easily overpowers the bullies… In his head, however, the bewildered Woo-seok has just one question: Where the hell am I?! The bullies, unaware of what’s happened to Hyun-woo, begin planning their vengeance. 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"There are three things that worry me in this moment. First, before I noticed, I was here. Second, I have no memory. Third, there is a girl with a knife in front of me. Who on earth am I?"

Traveling through time and space, randomly meeting people. Is that feeling love? Walking side by side looking for secrets hidden in the past. What will our outcome be? Parting is to see each other again...

The Sunday Official Guide, which includes previously undisclosed information for the first time, a fun column, and the mysteries of Zatch Bell revealed by the mangaka.

Suzuki-kun wa Mite iru. ~Kami Appli de JK no Kokoro wo Nozoitara do ○○ de Osowareta~ summary is updating. Come visit MangaNato.com sometime to read the latest chapter of Suzuki-kun wa Mite iru. ~Kami Appli de JK no Kokoro wo Nozoitara do ○○ de Osowareta~. If you have any question about this manga, Please don't hesitate to contact us or translate team. Hope you enjoy it.

"Did you know that men can get pregnant, too?" My older brother will examine my asshole on top of a birthing table!? Don't rub my insides like that...!